i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i now understand why vodka
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
