reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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