I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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