It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize
