Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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