Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Sorry about my life...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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