STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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