Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I love having hate sex.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
