Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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