if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Farmville is her only friend.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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