I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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