I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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