Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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