she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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