so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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