i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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