I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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