Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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