Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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