Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You may now shotgun with the bride
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
