D3 body, D1 cock
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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