Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
