Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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