I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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