Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
