well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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