I got chris browned last night
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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