Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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