Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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