I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
50% drunk capacity currently
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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