that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
