Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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