I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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