I'll bet she douches with gravy.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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