rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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