And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
40s are totally the cure
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i out mim tonsoeep
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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