Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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