I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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