You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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