I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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