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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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