in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You're like the curious george of whores
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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