what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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