just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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