In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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