too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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