I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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