I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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