Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
