I hope mine doesn't look like that
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
false alarm. still invincible.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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