This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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