She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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