I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
