I must be too annoying 4 u.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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