i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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