It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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