big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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